Thursday, November 15, 2012
Profile For Online Dating
Hey ladies,
quite a catch here
I love excitement
I'm an emotional roller coaster
thanks to my bi polar disorder
so if you like manic depression,
bring the popcorn and a carton of cigarettes.
I am a family man
in fact I live with my mother
But thats only because
my girlfriend just kicked me out
and my parole conditions
require a county location.
I'm a servant of the community
having been court ordered to do so
and am a member of a group
that says prayers at every meeting
(pay no mind to the fact that its Narcotics Anonymous
and again im forced to go).
I am a social being
and although i tend towards introversion
i manage to get social often.
I respect space and privacy
in fact i might disappear for days at a time
and would prefer you not ask any questions.
I love long walks on the beach
because i have a wandering eye
and am very sincere when i say
that i probably wont be honest with you.
I am not afraid of commitment
my best friend is an ex
and to this day
I'm still attracted to her.
I'm very low maintenance
and have plenty of free time
of course its cause i am unemployed
yet have a knack for "finding" money.
I am not the typical guy-
being obsessed with sports and cars
but I'm pretty sure
that I'll get my license back soon.
So come on ladies
the line is forming fast!
JCMT
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