Monday, December 24, 2012

1212123st - Dis-Investment Policy of a South African Gazillinaire

1212123st - Dis-Investment Policy of a South African Gazillinaire

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Monday, December 17, 2012

Grenade Crater Skys

They say that you, a road builder
Had such love for our country
You rushed out and waved your torch
To call the grenades down on yourself
And save the road for the troops

As my unit passed on that worn road
The grenade crater reminded us of your story
Your grave is radiant with bright-colored stones
Piled high with love for you, a young girl

As I looked in the grenade crater where you died
The rain water became a patch of sky
Our country is kind
Water from the sky washes pain away

Now you lie down deep in the earth
As the sky lay down in that earthen crater
At night your soul sheds light
Like the dazzling stars
Did your soft white skin
Become a bank of white clouds?

By day I pass under a sun-flooded sky
And it is your sky
And that anxious, wakeful disc
Is it the sun, or is it your heart
Lighting my way
As I walk down the long road?

The name of the road is your name
Your death is a young girl's patch of blue sky
My soul is lit by your life

And my friends, who never saw you
Each has a different image of your face
JCMT

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Dare To Be


When a new day begins,
Dare to smile gratefully.

When there is darkness,
Dare to be the first to shine a light.

When there is injustice,
Dare to be the first to condemn it.

When something seems difficult,
Dare to do it anyway.

When life seems to beat you down,
Dare to fight back.

When there seems to no hope,
Dare to find some.

When you are feeling tired,
Dare to keep going.

When times are tough,
Dare to be tougher.

When love hurts you,
Dare to love again.

When someone is hurting,
Dare to help them find the way.

When a friend falls,
Dare to be the first to extend a hand.

When you cross path with another,
Dare to make them smile.

When you feel great,
Dare to help someone else feel great too.

When the day has ended,
Dare to feel as you have done your best.

Date to be the best you can-

At all times, dare to be!
JCMT

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Your Vote Your GUN!!!

I want you to own a gun!

However, don't ask for any money for educational programs on the rights and wrong doings of owning a gun. Whoever said that "owning a gun comes with responsibilities," must have been a lousy, good-for-nothin' Democratic Movement! Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

I want no more immigrants to be allowed to cross our boarders! Damn them all to hell, the nasty Somali varmints! Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

I want the Lord’s Prayer recited everyday at school! In God I Trust…… Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

I want to make people have to go to a Christian church on Sunday, and I definitely don’t want anymore Muslim bastard’s living in my country! Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

I want women to use crackpot doctors, coat hangers, and poison toxins, while I proceed to tell them what they can and cannot do with their own bodies! Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

I want to be closed minded, working only within my own party! Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

I want the world to hate me, and I definitely think they all should bow down to me! Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

'Cause if you remember, instead of hosting “real” peace talks; I believe bombing the shit out of them and other innocence people, is a far better measure! Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

More than that however, I don’t want to discuss a problem for additional feedback for solving a problem- I just want everyone to pray to God, and leave me alone while I just sit on my ass and do all the complaining! Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

I want you to forget about the environment. Go ahead drill in the middle of Yellowstone, blow up the damn Grand Canyon- really people I don't give a shit about planet earth so seriously; just cut down all the trees, and scorch the earth and let me do as I please! I just might be making more money for me and my family! Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

I want a nation of ungrateful children, so blinded by ignorance that when I cheat on my spouse, or not pay my taxes- they know to listen to my lies, pat me on the back for my illegal activity; while I have the same Kenyan people pay for my personal sex therapy! Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

I want to run a great, vast nation completely in the ground! Just give me the free will to send your children to war; possibly fight my father’s battles for him, and line my pockets in gold! Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

When I lie to you, or when something is done and cover up; I want no shit for deleting those all important email or memo messages, remember YOU aren’t suppose to think for yourself! Just take aim, shoot, and FIRE!

Sincerely yours, The National Parasite Party of Kenya


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To A Coy President

Had we but world enough, and time, Your coyness, Emilio, were no crime. In leisure we'd sit down and think, Or chuckle over Kamenchu's wink. You could author a third fine book, 'Til foes depart, by hook or crook. While you and Lucy luxuriate With storied rooms to contemplate; Unrushed, your youth discern knowledge, And jobs and mates after college. Your phantom consensus will grow And time itself will move more slow. A philosopher-king may wait And let Presidential Debate rage abate - Lasting, I'd bet, one hundred years Of going rogue with snarling sneers. Change to "believe in" has no date, Awash with bipartisan debate. Was "Yote Yawezekana" unclear? You act like you have ages to spare. When a new world is on the line, Who dares rush creation divine? But at my back I always hear Foreclosure landslides hurrying near; And yonder all before us lie Our infrastructure gone awry. Somehow the urgency of now Got stuck in the bottleneck of how. Jobs are nowhere to be found Nor 'made-in-Kenya' resound; The dispossessed are in despair, The seas expand from global heat And nature warns of hard retreat. You swore rough dragons to defy Not slice in half each messy pie: Did you triumph on election day To waste a year above the fray? You flashed that smile from ear to ear, You sold us hope and banished fear. In sum, you promised something new, Not toughened chunks of Raila stew. Your staging had such perfect pitch, The payoff feels like bait and switch. Now therefore let us make amends, We liberals remain your friends; Our leftwing fervor still rings true, But you must come aboard anew. Battle shrill voices of reaction Head on, not with faint redaction. Henceforth, shake up the way things are, Relight your charismatic star; Take on a Parliament mired in slog, And bankers smug, high on the hog. Fire Kenyattas retreads far and wide, Embrace risk takers not hogtied, Freed from clutches of the super-rich, Vigilant 'gainst the oncoming ditch. Let us roll all our strength and all Our courage up into one ball, Rattle Kenya's gated life, And tear the system with rough strife. Thus, seize the moment and the sun, The game's afoot, it can be won. JCMT

Profile For Online Dating

Hey ladies, quite a catch here I love excitement I'm an emotional roller coaster thanks to my bi polar disorder so if you like manic depression, bring the popcorn and a carton of cigarettes. I am a family man in fact I live with my mother But thats only because my girlfriend just kicked me out and my parole conditions require a county location. I'm a servant of the community having been court ordered to do so and am a member of a group that says prayers at every meeting (pay no mind to the fact that its Narcotics Anonymous and again im forced to go). I am a social being and although i tend towards introversion i manage to get social often. I respect space and privacy in fact i might disappear for days at a time and would prefer you not ask any questions. I love long walks on the beach because i have a wandering eye and am very sincere when i say that i probably wont be honest with you. I am not afraid of commitment my best friend is an ex and to this day I'm still attracted to her. I'm very low maintenance and have plenty of free time of course its cause i am unemployed yet have a knack for "finding" money. I am not the typical guy- being obsessed with sports and cars but I'm pretty sure that I'll get my license back soon. So come on ladies the line is forming fast! JCMT

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

COVENANT

Our legions are marching on the City of Rain, our bleeding bare feet, bone against concrete, tearing ruts in the King’s highway. We remember the lash and the hole. We remember Babylon Ballroom, silver trays of cheese and meats and candy-twist liqueur, the splay of light tinkling wine-filled crystal, but later, hunched over our books and tearing at stale bread, we recite the lessons we will teach you soon: there is no difference between palace and prison, champagne and hemlock, chandelier and gallows. When gunfire rips at the hinges of dawn, we will decorate lampposts with your heads and feed your tongues to corbies. When pyres of burnished mahogany roil the skies of Hell, we will kill you last, saving you and savoring as you boil in the dying screams of your children. Pinned to the wall like butterflies, you will hang in the grand gallery twitching for centuries among the handbills of kleptocracy: your economies of fraud, grifters in the boardroom, jowls dripping with grease, your genocides of neglect, sucking the bones of your feasting tables clean while abandoned children and stray dogs fight for scraps in your alleys in your roach-ripe tenements in fields scalding with immigrant despair in the flesh-caked machines of your factories in your third worlds on your oil-soaked beaches in extinctions that once were forests aflame with birdsong in the shadow of church bells tolling beneath your mansions. This Do in the Name of Commerce, but we are your shareholders now, flooding down the Valley of Chrome, like rose petals and ticker tape and gun oil. JCMT

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Techno-Savvy London Olympiad 2012

I remember growing up watching the Olympics. My dad was a huge sports nut, and he would be glued to the TV during the games (to my mum’s utter dismay). I couldn’t blame him. There was so much spectacle to it, so much to sink your teeth into, it was virtually impossible to catch everything you wanted to see.
Luckily these days, there are resources to help Olympics fans get inside the action. In honor of the summer games which kicked off yesterday, here’s a short list of applications and sites to help you carry the torch through to the closing ceremony (August 12).

London 2012 Join In (Android)
Are you actually in London during the games? Lucky you — you get to experience history in the making. Then again, with all that commotion, the discombobulation can make you wish you were far away, watching it on TV. What you need is some guidance, and the official visitor’s guide app can help. The event organizers put this together to offer visitors a handy way to navigate all the activities in the Olympic Park, London and all around the U.K. See what’s going on near you, share your location with contacts who are looking for you amid all the craziness, build your own custom Olympic events itinerary (complete with alerts) and get info about facilities with interactive maps. Or just use it keep tabs on related news, images and social updates, or share your own impressions via Facebook, Twitter and Foursquare integration.
QR Codes from ScanLife Londoners and visitors will also note a slew of QR codes in and around the city. Much of that hasto do with ScanLife, the official provider of QR codes at the games. So if you’re running around and notice these codes on Olympics displays or advertisements, just scan it to get more info. Easy peasy.

ESPN Olympics Guide (online)
Even if you’re not an insider on the ground in London, you can still come off like an Olympic-sized smarty pants, thanks to the ESPN Olympics Guide site. All of the Olympic sports are explained here, with rules and visual demos showing how they work. There’s also trivia, historical trivia and a round up of the biggest names in each sport.

NBC Olympics Live Extra (iOS , Android)
NBC has 3,500 hours of Olympics coverage on tap for TV, but if you’re still hankering for more, the broadcaster’s Olympics app might have what you seek. It features alternate camera angles, replays and simulcasting of the programming across all the NBCUni channels. Users can also follow particular sports and set notifications for start times. For iPad users, it also delivers the events in 1080p HD specifically for thoseRetina Displays. (Note: Viewing content is still subject to the same blackout rules imposed by your cable, satellite or telco TV subscription. Bummer.)

Medals 2012 (iOS , Android)
Sometimes, all you want are just the facts. And this free app’s medals table makes it easy to see which medals (and how many) each country has won. The app also dishes out the time and date for every final event (even stuff like canoe slalom), and push notifications, to alert you every time your home country scores another medal.

London 2012 Olympics Results App (iOS , Android)
Like the other “official” apps, this one offers real-time news, schedules and results, but it also lets you follow specific athletes or countries. You can search for athletes by sport and country and set your favorites, to get tailored content that includes bios, news items and coverage of their performance during the games. Bonus: You can also check out details about the sports they’re playing and medal tables, so you can compare their status with others.

Facebook Olympics Page (online)
Fans can now connect via social networking with athletes, sports, a particular country’s Olympic committee and even advertising sponsors.

London 2012 Calendar (Android)
Don’t need all the bells and whistles? This straightforward app is exactly what the name says — a calendar. Look up events and times chronologically or by event, and check out record holder information too.

Chrome Scheduler (Chrome Browser extension)
This browser extension gives Chrome users a way to organize the Games any way they want, so they can pick it up on their laptops or tablets. It’s like making a playlist, except for Olympic sporting events. The itinerary can be based on athletes or events, and it sends alerts when it’s time to watch.
(To view an event, just click and it will take you to NBCOlympics.com.)

(via Forbes )

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Friday, July 27, 2012

MIGUNA Responds to Raila Statement on Book

My response (for publication) to the story “Raila will not sue Miguna”

a) He has not condemned Outa and others who burnt my effigy and buried my coffin in Nyando, thereby openly encouraging people to hurt or kill me. Aresponsible leader who upholds the rule of law would have quickly condemned those barbaric acts and distanced himself from them. By not doing so, Raila has now fully associated himself with such acts;
b) He has not responded to the allegations in the book, which are serious and go to the heart of his abilityor lack thereof, to lead. The country and the world is still waiting.
c) By authorising FORA, Gitobu Imanyara, Sarah Elderkin, Ngunjiri WAmbugu and Omar Hassan Omar to attempt to assassinate my character by hurling abuse and attempting pseudo and fake psychological analysis on me rather than dealing with the contents and substance of the book, Raila has demonstrated the numerous weaknesses and failures catalogued in my book.
c) If or when Caroli and others commence action against me, as far as I am concerned, that would be Raila doing it. Caroli is not just Raila’s Private Secretary (and money man and silent nominee in various ventures), he is also a self-styled ‘Chief of Staff’. Everything written about Caroli in the book revolves around what he did after Raila was appointed PM and Caroli started working at his office. Consequently, as far as I am concerned, in all intents andpurposes, Raila is Caroli and Caroli is Raila as far as my book is concerned.
d) And finally, Paul Mwangi’s opinion comment published in the electronic version of your newspaper cannot be taken to be Raila’s. Paul Mwangi is NOT Raila’s spokesperson; he is supposed to be a ‘legal adviser’. Kenyans have not given Paul Mwangi any legal and constitutional authority to act as Prime Minister. The op-ed piece is Paul Mwangi’s opinion. Therefore, as far as I can see, Raila has not spoken on my book at all. Subterfuge will not do. Thisis not what is expected of a PM who wants us to compare him to modern leaders in the first world. He has failed in action and practice.


Miguna [unedited] Toronto, Canada, July 26, 2012

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Monday, July 16, 2012

The Honey Do List Gone Wild for Unemployed Men!

Wash the damn car Seal the driveway Clean the air filters Empty the vacuum bag Cut the frigging grass Organize the garage Paint See that chair, don’t sit in it. The dishes are piling up, let’s get ‘er done. But wait, it’s raining, get the clothes off the line, FAST. Look in the fridge, what do you see? Nothing? Get busy, here’s the list, off you go. Have fun. What took you so long! Gheesh. You what! You bought a new lawnmower! Let’s do the math. The square footage of the house is like ten times that of the lawn, so why didn’t you buy a new vacuum? Just wondering. Shrug. Here’s the credit card, go buy the kids their school stuff. Did you get the mail today? About that credit card, don’t you dare! You’re back already? What! The car broke down! Take the car in. How much? Here’s the other damn credit card. Your son wants a new video game. Don’t you dare! Fix that leaking tub. You can’t fix that leaking tub? Hire a plumber that takes a credit card. About that credit card. Did you see the hydro bill! Too bad we can’t use the credit card. Wait. I think we can. The little guy wants some more candy. Use the card. How much is our house worth? I was just wondering if there would be enough equity to pay off the credit cards. About those cards. Fill up the car. You really need the card for that. How much? Can you walk to hockey? Beer. We need beer. At least we’re getting airmiles, yippee. We need a new roof We need new windows When will the patio be finished? About that credit card. Credit card declined. Now what? Who’s your favourite realtor? Me? “Grin” Yeah I got a Listing. JCMT©

The Honey Do List Gone Wild forUnemployed Men!

Wash the damn car Seal the driveway Clean the air filters Empty the vacuum bag Cut the frigging grass Organize the garage Paint See that chair, don’t sit in it. The dishes are piling up, let’s get ‘er done. But wait, it’s raining, get the clothes off the line, FAST. Look in the fridge, what do you see? Nothing? Get busy, here’s the list, off you go. Have fun. What took you so long! Gheesh. You what! You bought a new lawnmower! Let’s do the math. The square footage of the house is like ten times that of the lawn, so why didn’t you buy a new vacuum? Just wondering. Shrug. Here’s the credit card, go buy the kids their school stuff. Did you get the mail today? About that credit card, don’t you dare! You’re back already? What! The car broke down! Take the car in. How much? Here’s the other damn credit card. Your son wants a new video game. Don’t you dare! Fix that leaking tub. You can’t fix that leaking tub? Hire a plumber that takes a credit card. About that credit card. Did you see the hydro bill! Too bad we can’t use the credit card. Wait. I think we can. The little guy wants some more candy. Use the card. How much is our house worth? I was just wondering if there would be enough equity to pay off the credit cards. About those cards. Fill up the car. You really need the card for that. How much? Can you walk to hockey? Beer. We need beer. At least we’re getting airmiles, yippee. We need a new roof We need new windows When will the patio be finished? About that credit card. Credit card declined. Now what? Who’s your favourite realtor? Me? “Grin” Yeah I got a Listing. JCMT©
This is a loss I will accept goodbye to fat without regret turns-out all is not okay, as I heard a voice in the distance say, "hey you!, yah you, where's our wiggle, we don't bounce, sag, or jiggle!" "Who's that" I asked completely shocked, "down here", it said, "can you hear me talk?, I do much better when I strut, nice to meet you, I'm your butt" "WHAT!" I screamed "Butt's don't talk", "oh sure" it said, "I don't just walk! Where's our fat, it keeps us warm, we were big and shaggy and in top-form," "Um, excuse-me please", I blurted out, "our fat had to go, so don't freak-out!, I was getting tired, really worn-out, so now I eat healthy and work-out, No offense, but less of you looks better, I don't have to cover you up with my sweater, Wiggling to the world in these tight jeans is what my fat loss really means" "you're pretty shallow", stated my butt, I said, "dude, just do what you do best Let's strut!" JCMT©

Application Hell

Do you know how many jobs are out there? Apparently, the super abundance is so overwhelming, it will make me cry with gratitude. The choices are spectacular! Employers en masse, like a parade of dancing cash. Sixteen hours of resume revamping, twenty two hours of cover letter re-design, and days of emailing to those who aredying to hire me. Oh yes. I warned my neighbours of the coming onslaught. Checked the local bylaws to ensure the parade of opportunity conformed. Adorned my body in pinstripes. The hair. You should see the hair: Arched at the edges it screams Management Material! Oh yes. All is good. Six months have passed. Do you know how many jobs are NOT out there? Apparently, the drought is so overwhelming, I had to stop crying. I couldn't afford the tissues. The choices for car washing, flipping burgers and pouring coffee, spectacular. I'm not educated to wash, flip, and pour; I really should have planned better. Employers must be IN Mass. And cash doesn't dance. Credit cards do. Sixteen hours of resume revamping, Twenty hours of cover letter re-design and months of emailing. gave me one thing I didn't have, cramps. Oh yes, the bylaws need revamping... employer onslaughts, went with the wind. About my hair. It's a lovely shade of in-shock grey. Pinstripes? Let's not go there. So what have I done for me lately, I whipped out the good china to havea coffee, Didn't have time to use it before. Unemployed class, all is good. JCMT©
Do you know how many jobs are out there? Apparently, the super abundance is so overwhelming, it will make me cry with gratitude. The choices are spectacular! Employers en masse, like a parade of dancing cash. Sixteen hours of resume revamping, twenty two hours of cover letter re-design, and days of emailing to those who aredying to hire me. Oh yes. I warned my neighbours of the coming onslaught. Checked the local bylaws to ensure the parade of opportunity conformed. Adorned my body in pinstripes. The hair. You should see the hair: Arched at the edges it screams Management Material! Oh yes. All is good. Six months have passed. Do you know how many jobs are NOT out there? Apparently, the drought is so overwhelming, I had to stop crying. I couldn't afford the tissues. The choices for car washing, flipping burgers and pouring coffee, spectacular. I'm not educated to wash, flip, and pour; I really should have planned better. Employers must be IN Mass. And cash doesn't dance. Credit cards do. Sixteen hours of resume revamping, Twenty hours of cover letter re-design and months of emailing. gave me one thing I didn't have, cramps. Oh yes, the bylaws need revamping... employer onslaughts, went with the wind. About my hair. It's a lovely shade of in-shock grey. Pinstripes? Let's not go there. So what have I done for me lately, I whipped out the good china to havea coffee, Didn't have time to use it before. Unemployed class, all is good. JCMT©

Friday, July 13, 2012

ANTHEM OF FRUSTRATION

You've rung the Continental offices of No-one's Ever Here;
Please leave your name and number and then kindly disappear,
For our laws' writ rules king and twit in east, west, south and northward,
and fosters strife in modern life;

Nothing is straight forward.

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No doubt you know our other show, called Nothing Ever Fits,
who in their turn, as all soon learn, sell incomplete spares kits,
That lack the one important part to re-start car or tractor,
And at which stage, cause further rage, when we insert this factor;
That all shall be discovered only once the shops have closed,
So nothing ever, ever, ends as cheaply as supposed.

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An allied gang that makes a bang is
Not At This Address,
Who trades as 'We've moved Premises', but where and when's a guess;
For, though they've gone to Koinange Street, you're really none the wiser,
You think they're in Parliament road?

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This mib will kill you; sound familiar?
They're Out At A Meeting.
Elusive, they're conducive to a lot of overheating.
They won't come back till you've jacked up, and on your homeward trip;
As you leave town, they getbeamed diwn, in pairs, from mother ship.
Our Never Any Dunnies Group works on privat fears,
So by the time you've read this,
stuff is pouring out your ears.


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Reds agree Borini fee

Express.co.uk - Home of the Daily and Sunday Express | Sport | Football | Reds agree Borini fee

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Monday, July 2, 2012

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Kenya Happy With Progress Of Rio 20

By President Mwai Kibaki,

21st June, 2012


It gives me great pleasure to address this important and historic Conference.At the onset, I would like to thank President Rousseff and the people of Brazil for the warm hospitality extended to my delegation and Isinceour arrival here. I also congratulate youfor successfully hosting this Conference.
Twenty years ago, Agenda 21 - the blueprint for sustainable development was adopted during the Earth Summit.The international community of nationshas once again assembled in Brazil to secure renewed political commitment for the advancement of sustainable development and poverty eradication.
I wish to affirm Kenya's commitment aswe collectively endeavour to chart the way that will lead to a brighter and more prosperous future for all.
Excellencies,
Since the adoption of Agenda 21, significant social and economic progresshas been witnessed globally. However,this progress has largely been uneven, both in achieving goals set out as well as in fulfilling the agreed commitments.
It is against this backdrop that this Conference will focus its attention on the theme of a Green Economyin the context of sustainable development and poverty eradication.
Indeed, green policy options provide opportunities forincreased and sustainable productivity, decent jobs, poverty eradication, environmental protection and economic developmentfor the benefit of humankind.
Transition to a Green Economy should be inclusive as well as address the social agenda while respecting country ownership and different levels of development.
It is therefore important that policies supporting a Green Economy are devoid of trade barriers and conditions to aid for them to be feasible. Poverty eradication should also serve as an important indicator in formulating and applying green economic policies.
In addition, it is my hope that during this Conference, a formal process will be established to explore the options for establishing an international Sustainable Development Financing Strategy. This will facilitate the mobilization of financial and other resources to assist developing countries make the transition to the Green Economy more effectively.
Excellencies,
As we approach the 2015 Millennium Development Goals deadline, I am pleased that that there is consensus toestablish a formal process that will deliberate on the new Sustainable Development Goals.
This initiative will underscore our political commitment to economic development, social growth and environmental protection. However, the application ofthe new goals shouldtake into account different national circumstances and priorities for the achievement of sustainable growth.
Equally, Rio 20 should provide direction on strengthening the institutional framework for sustainable development. This will ensure effectiveimplementation of green initiatives at national, regional and international levels.
To this end, Kenya supports the strengthening of theEconomic and Social Council as the principal body for policy coordination and integration of the three pillars of sustainable development.
Excellencies,
My government is pleased with the progress that has been achieved here in Rio de Janeiro, particularly with the agreement to strengthen and upgradeUNEP. In this regard, certain key functions have been agreed upon. They include:
1. Universal membership in the Governing Council to strengthen UNEP's governance;
2. The agreement to have increased and stable financial resources from regular UN budget and voluntary contributions; and
3. Consolidation of Headquarter functions in Nairobi; among others.
All these functions must be implemented as soon as possible in order to give effect to the will of this Conference.
Ultimately, these steps will have to be complemented with the transformationof UNEP into a full United Nation Environment Organisation (UNEO), of equal status with other UN bodies in order to balance the three dimensions of sustainable development and to enable the upgraded body play its rightful role as the authoritative voice of the environment within the United Nations system.
On its part, Kenya as the host country of UNEP, promises to provide office and support facilities for theexpanded membership of the Governing Council.
We will build and avail such facilities within easy reach of the current UNEP offices in Nairobi as a way of enabling and facilitating full participation of all member states of the United Nations in the Governing Council.
In conclusion, I wish to emphasize the fact that the decisions we make duringthis Conference will have a profound impact on the future of sustainable development. Let us come together and agree to work towards a brighter, prosperous and more equitable world for present and future generations.
Mwai Kibaki is the President and Commander-in-Chief of the Defence Forces of the Republic of Kenya


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Liverpool's risky buy as Rogders lines up Dutch ‘Thierry Henry’

Liverpool's risky buy as Rogders lines up Dutch ‘Thierry Henry’

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Sunday, June 10, 2012

Felix Katongo (Zambia) v Ghana |

Felix Katongo (Zambia) v Ghana | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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GIF: Lionel Messi Hat-Trick Golazo v Brazil

GIF: Lionel Messi Hat-Trick Golazo v Brazil | 101GG Football news

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Nasty! Germany coach Jogi Low caught on camera picking his nose & eating it. Again! |

Nasty! Germany coach Jogi Low caught on camera picking his nose & eating it. Again! | 101GG Football news

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Frustrated Jose Mourinho at end of Germany 1 - Portugal 0

Frustrated Jose Mourinho at end of Germany 1 - Portugal 0 | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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Ezequiel Lavezzi & Marcelo sent off (Argentina 4 - Brazil 3) |

Ezequiel Lavezzi & Marcelo sent off (Argentina 4 - Brazil 3) | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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Saturday, June 9, 2012

4-3 Argentina!!! Lionel Messi hat-trick Golazo v Brazil |

4-3 Argentina!!! Lionel Messi hat-trick Golazo v Brazil | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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3-3! Federico Fernandez v Brazil |

3-3! Federico Fernandez v Brazil | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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3-2 Brazil. Hulk v Argentina

3-2 Brazil. Hulk v Argentina | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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1-0 Germany. Mario Gomez v Portugal |

1-0 Germany. Mario Gomez v Portugal | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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Brazil equalise. 2-2. Oscar v Argentina

Brazil equalise. 2-2. Oscar v Argentina | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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Gif: Pepe shot smacks underside of the bar v Germany |

Gif: Pepe shot smacks underside of the bar v Germany | 101GG Football news

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Gif: Pepe shot smacks underside of the bar v Germany |

Gif: Pepe shot smacks underside of the bar v Germany | 101GG Football news

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1-1 Argentina. Lionel Messi v Brazil

1-1 Argentina. Lionel Messi v Brazil | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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2-1 Argentina. Lionel Messi (2) v Brazil

2-1 Argentina. Lionel Messi (2) v Brazil | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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Arjen Robben hits the post v Denmark |

Arjen Robben hits the post v Denmark | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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1-0 Denmark: Michael Krohn-Dehli v Holland

1-0 Denmark: Michael Krohn-Dehli v Holland | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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AFP report: Security tightened at Kiev's Euro 2012 fan zone |

AFP report: Security tightened at Kiev's Euro 2012 fan zone | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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Arsenal Home Kit Launch 2012 |

Arsenal Home Kit Launch 2012 | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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Pneumonia and diarrhoea prevention can save millions of lives – UN

Pneumonia and diarrhoea prevention can save millions of lives – UN

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Friday, June 8, 2012

Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1 (Group A Euro 2012)

Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1 (Group A Euro 2012) | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1 (Group A Euro 2012)

Russia 4 - Czech Republic 1 (Group A Euro 2012) | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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Awesome Dragback & Go: Andrey Arshavin (Russia) v Czech Republic

Awesome Dragback & Go: Andrey Arshavin (Russia) v Czech Republic | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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A rip-roaring start for the Russians as the Czechs are crushed 4-1

A rip-roaring start for the Russians as the Czechs are crushed 4-1 | 101GG Football news

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A rip-roaring start for the Russians as the Czechs are crushed 4-1

A rip-roaring start for the Russians as the Czechs are crushed 4-1 | 101GG Football news

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4-1: Roman Pavlyuchenko (Russia) v Czech Republic

4-1: Roman Pavlyuchenko (Russia) v Czech Republic | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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3-1: Alan Dzagoev (Russia) v Czech Republic

3-1: Alan Dzagoev (Russia) v Czech Republic | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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2-1: Vaclav Pilar (Czech Republic) v Russia

2-1: Vaclav Pilar (Czech Republic) v Russia | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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Unbelievably Sick Golazo! Wesley Sneijder's incredible backheel flick at Holland training

Unbelievably Sick Golazo! Wesley Sneijder's incredible backheel flick at Holland training | 101GG Football news

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2-0: Roman Shirokov (Russia) v Czech Republic | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

2-0: Roman Shirokov (Russia) v Czech Republic | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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Wojciech Szczesny sent off for fouling Salpingidis, Georgios Karagounis penalty saved by Przemyslaw Tyton | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

Wojciech Szczesny sent off for fouling Salpingidis, Georgios Karagounis penalty saved by Przemyslaw Tyton | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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1-1: Dimitris Salpigidis (Greece) v Poland | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

1-1: Dimitris Salpigidis (Greece) v Poland | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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Olympic Torch Relay Photos & Videos - 2012 Olympics | London 2012

Olympic Torch Relay Photos & Videos - 2012 Olympics | London 2012

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1-0: Robert Lewandowski (Poland) v Greece | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

1-0: Robert Lewandowski (Poland) v Greece | Football goal videos, highlights & clips - 101GG

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President Kibaki leads Peace Forum Initiative - Citizen News

Citizen News - Citizen News

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KCB SAFARI RALLY

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Thursday, May 24, 2012

I BELIEVE NEW CONSTITUTION - NEW DISPENSATION

To the people of our political class who fear our freedom:
Don't be afraid, we'll liberate you too.

This is my rendition
Of an anthem to be sung
That day you and I
Will stand side by side
Shoulder to shoulder
Watching a new dawn
Wipe away
Decades of hate and savagery
The day I rise
From the ashes of your oppression
I promise you I will not rise alone
You too will rise with me
You will be liberated
From your own tyranny
And my freedom
Will bring you salvation

This is my rendition
Of an anthem to be sung
I'll craft new words of expression
Outside of this suffocating language
That has occupied me
Your words,
Are like your walls
They encroach on my humanity
I am more than demography
I'm neither your collaborator
Nor your enemy
I'm not your moderate
Not your terrorist
Not your fundamentalist
Extremist
Radical
I am more than adjectives
Letters and syllables
I'll construct my own language
And replace your words of power
With power of my words

This is my rendition
Of an anthem to be sung
I don't want to obliterate
Nor humiliate you
I refuse to hate you
Don't care to denomize
Or proselytize
Or theorize
Your intentions
Every breath you draw
Reminds me you are human
The sound of your beating heart
Is a rhythm familiar to my ears
You and I are no different
We are made of blood and tears

This is my rendition
Of an anthem to be sung
I'll resist and soar
Above your matrix of control
With the power of my will
Your wall will fall
And the concrete that once segregated us
Will be used to rebuild homes
Your bulldozers and your tanks
Will dissolve into the earth
The sap will return to the olive trees
The gates will open wide for the refugees
We'll be free
I'll be your equal
And only then
You will be mine
My other self
My fellow human being



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This Is Creme – Would You Believe That This Model Was Once A Man??

This Is Creme – Would You Believe That This Model Was Once A Man??

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This Is Creme – BBA Stargames: OMG!They Actually Had Sex!

This Is Creme – BBA Stargames: OMG!They Actually Had Sex!

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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Sound clip 08

Sound clip 08

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NHIF and Insurance Telephone Clip

NHIF and Insurance Telephone Clip

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Saturday, May 19, 2012

Fallen From Heaven

You had fallen from heaven straight into my arms,
Igniting my heart with your sweet seductive charms.
Showed me light in life that I'd never seen before,
Something that my heart and soul had been longing for.
Spread your caring angel wings right over my head,
Protecting me and saying what had not been said.

Those three simple words that I was needing to hear,
Were right in front of my blind eyes but was unclear.
Clouds were smothering me and all that was around,
Until an angel flew down and then you were found.
The smoke disappeared leaving a vision of you,
A strong feeling of love that seemed long overdue.

The way you would shelter my soul from the rain,
As you would clear away the storm ridding my rain.
You'd feel and heal the beating of a broken heart,
Painting a smile on my face like a piece of art.
Released all the emotions that were trapped inside,
Warm fuzzy feelings that I'd always try to hide.

Romantic enchanted fairy-takes pranced in my mind,
In the books of make believe; my princess I needed to find.
Sweet tunes would pray as I would look into your eyes,
And I could see the woman who was hidden in disguise.
The Saviour who had fallen from heaven above,
Is now the angel who helped me believe in love.


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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Adnewm Uynaiht for President

*knows difference between a bow (weapon of war) and a bow (presidential greeting to all of Islam)
*knows there are NOT 47 counties in the senate.
*can interprete the biblical passages far better than all top state house staff combined
*is not a puppet nor front for the liberal hierarchy
better economic record (knows the value of a bushel corn)
*higher intelligence (able to change channels using TV remote)
*exceeded all expectations from his youth (quite simply born a swine in pigsty - with a birth certificate to prove it - but continues to amaze everyone that knows him)
*more experience than a community organiser (i.e. President of the World Bank Pork Expo)
*realises that this country is a REPUBLIC and the Kenyan constitution, a document to protect the people
*knows how to create a single page bill (not pad it for votes and hide loopholes inside) saving paper, time & money.
*realises that government's responsibilities are justice, tranquility, defence, general welfare, and liberty (nothing more)
has NOT spent years being preached to by barnyard activists
actually lived and educated here in Kenya
*does NOT promote socialism but rather condemns it
*will stand against communism in all its forms
*realises our forefathers formed this nation from Judeo - Christian morals and this nation is blessed by God
*believes in a STRONG defence
*will base the price of food exports upon oil import prices to those who support OPEC (do you wish to eat or extort your oil?)
*will promote domestic oil drilling
*will secure our borders
*will export illegals
*lower health care costs (no need for unwanted tests if patient consider it unnecessary - doctors will not have to face malpractise for misdiagnoses, if patients sure they just stubbed a toe) - antibiotics available over the counter (eliminating multiple doctor visits) - no need for a second reading of an X-ray if patient is satisfied with initial one, reduce red tape required for insurance purposes
*Patient Rights always take precedence over doctors orders
*No one East Africa government nor one East Africa currency
*Close loop holes in tax laws and reduce capital gains taxes
*No money nor laws supporting unborn infant slaughter
*only in rape will abortion be allowed - laws to promote adoption
*NO COMPROMISING!!!!
*And lastly NO MORE DISCRIMINATION AND CONSUMPTION OF PIGS (since the proof of a higher evolutionary status than that of a common Kenyan politician has been provided here)


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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

LET KENYA BE KENYA

Let Kenya be Kenya.
Let it be the dream we all dream.
Let it be the pioneer on the plain.
Seeking a home where he himself is free.

(Kenya never was Kenya to me.)

Let Kenya be the dream the dreamers dreamed--
Let it be that great land of love
Where never kings connive nor tyrants scheme
That any man be crushed by one above.

(It never was Kenya to me)

Oh, let my land be a land where Liberty
Is crowned with no false patriotic wreath,
But opportunity is real, and life is free,
Equality is in the air we breathe.

(There's never been equality for me,
Nor freedom in this "homeland of the free.")

Say, who are you that mumbles in the dark?
And who are you that draws your veil across the stars?

I am the poor 'black', fooled and pushed apart,
I am the 'wanjiku' bearing slavery scars.
I am the 'IDP' driven from the land,
I am the Kenyan clutching the hope I seek--
And finding only the same old stupid plan
Of dog eat dog, of mighty crush the weak.

I am the young man, full of strength and hope,
Tangled in that ancient endless chain
Of profit, power, gain, of grab the land!
Of grab the gold! Of grab the ways of satisfying need!
Of work the men! Of take the pay!
Of owning everything for one's own greed!

I am the farmer, bondsman to the soil.
I am the worker sold to the machine.
I am the Kenyan, servant to you all.
I am the people, humble, hungry, mean--
Hungry yet today despite the dream.
Beaten yet today--Oh, Pioneers!
I am the man who never got ahead,
The poorest worker bartered through the years.

Yet I'm the one who dreamt our basic dream
In the Old World while still a serf of kings,
Who dreamt a dream so strong, so brave, so true,
That even yet its mighty daring sings
In every brick and stone, in every furrow turned
That's made Kenya the land it has become.
Oh, I'm the man who sailed those early seas
In search of what I meant to be my home--
For I'm the one who left dark shores,
To build a 'homeland of the free."

The free?

Who said the free? Not me?
Surely not me? The millions on relief today?
The millions shot down when we strike?
The millions who have nothing for our pay?
For all the dreams we've dreamed
And all the songs we've sung
And all the hopes we've held
And all the flags we've hung,
The millions who have nothing for our pay--
Except the dream that's almost dead today.

Oh, let Kenya be Kenya--
The land that never has been yet--
And yet must be-- the land where every man is free.
The land that's-- the poor man's, ME--
Who made Kenya,
Whose sweat and blood, whose faith and pain,
Whose hand at the foundry, whose plow in the rain,
Must bring back our mighty dream again.

Sure, call me any ugly you choose--
The steel of freedom does not stain.
From those who live like leeches on people's lives,
We must take back our land again,
KENYA!

Oh, yes,
I say it plain,
Kenya was never Kenya to me,
And yet I swear this oath--
Kenya will be!

Out of the rack and ruin of our gangster death,
The rape and rot of graft, and stealth, and lies,
We the people, must redeem
The land, the mines, the plants, the rivers.
The mountains and the endless plain--
All the stretch of these great green counties--
And make Kenya again!



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Sunday, April 29, 2012

The Time of Shady

The time of shady
Is now back again
Chinese clothing
Is now folding
Reflections of Chrome
Leaching out of strips
Small flowing rivers
Of mite sized shimmers
Glitter everywhere!
Allergies everywhere!
All BEWARE!!!!


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CHROME FOUND IN PLACENTA

Yes that shiny element that decorates our vehicles has now been found in the human placenta.
The very filter that protects the baby from her mother's blood now distributes the exact amount of the trace element chromium to each unborn child. Only the exact amount of 0.5 micrograms each day is filtered through the placenta to be delivered to our next generation. It does so by completely eliminating all the larger harmful water soluble salt crystals, which chrome is found in its minute form. The next generation is sure to be blessed with sparkling eyes, rust proof blood, lightening fast reflexes, super intelligence and the so many other benefits that chrome has exhibited in the past.

In the dark ages chrome has been proven to protect one from such now well known illnesses as bubonic plague, cholera, lead poisoning, mercury poisoning and the one which now haunts us, the safe pesticides of today.

It is our firm recommendation that the Drugs Pharmaceuticals Board expedite its approval in all drug and food supplements. SO THE POPULATION OF OUR TIMES BE DEPLETED!!!!!!


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Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Monday, April 9, 2012

The Standard | Being blind never stopped football

The Standard | Being blind never stopped football

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WHY?!

Why does suicide seem my only way?
Each day it takes all I can just to
survive.
I'm living a life full of lies,
Cutting seems to only make it worse,
I live in sweet remorse, Music used to help,
Now it only adds to my questionable
thoughts of suicide,
But, Do I really need to ask, if I shall
live or die?
Shouldn't I have at least enough common sense to figure out why?
Why does suicide seem my only way?

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The Standard | Clerics censure tribal groupings, ban politicians from pulpits

Brain walls: bio-insulation keeps me
cosy
in my hidden room.
Eye balls: bio-windows let me peer
and sneer
upon our filthy race, with Ear holes – bio-microphones –
assuming tones
I only wish to face.
Inside, I flit between assimilation,
fantasy, and desperation – each
another room for me to occupy –
as in a nest or burrow, a
honeycombed hive –
fathoming which to best survive in;
harbour me from that outside.
Shit! It’s just as bad in here – I need another den to hide in!
So where’s a niche to keep me from
the world,
but also from my rabid head?
Yes, of course –! it’s being dead.

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The Standard | Clerics censure tribal groupings, ban politicians from pulpits

The Standard | Clerics censure tribal groupings, ban politicians from pulpits

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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

LOVE'S PHILOSOPHY

The fountains mingle with the river
And the rivers with the ocean
The winds of heaven mix for ever
With a sweet emotion;
Nothing in the world is single,
All things by a law divine
In one another's being mingle
Why not I with thine?

See the mountains kiss high heaven
And the waves clasp one another
No sister-flower would be forgiven
If it disdain'd its brother;
And the sunlight clasps the earth,
And the moon beams kiss the sea
What are all these kisses worth
If thou kiss not me?


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Friday, February 3, 2012

Half The World

Half the world lives,
Half the world makes,
Half the world gives
While the other half takes.
Half the world hates,
Half the world runs away,
Half the world's late,
Half the world praises the day.
Half the world is,
Half the world was,
Half the world thinks,
Half the world does.
Half the world lies,
Half the world burns,
Half the world cries
While the other half turns.
Half the world cares,
Half the world weeps,
Half the world shares,
Half the world keeps.
Half the world sings,
Half the world laughs,
Half the world brings,
Half the world tries to be the other half.

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Friday, January 27, 2012

Politics As Usual

The world we want creates the
world we hate:
The starving millions in their simple
huts,
The politicians and their cloistered
guts,
And all the horrors we
contemplate
The rhetoric spills into bites
The pundits and their cronies turn
to cash
For Party of National Unity or Orange Democratic Movement to bash
While driving Kenyans left, right and
centre.
There's money in the books these
people pen.
There's millions in their marches
organised
And yet for all the talk shows,
none are wise,
And we believe their words and
tune them in.
One wonders why we crave the
talking heads
To give them so much life though
we were dead.


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Liverpool call for rivalry not hatred ahead of Man Utd tie | Perspicacious

Liverpool call for rivalry not hatred ahead of Man Utd tie | Perspicacious

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Thursday, January 26, 2012

A BETTER TOMORROW

I never knew there would be a
better tomorrow
But you've come into my life and
taken away all my sorrow

My days of sadness are a thing of
the past
Because I have found true love at last

My days of emptiness are gone
for good
Because you fill a void in my heart
that you should

You've opened a window
You've shown me the light
And my love for you will continue
to burn bright.

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thesteifmastertake: Bellamy Makes Mockery of Fenway Sports Group’s Transfer Policy

thesteifmastertake: Bellamy Makes Mockery of Fenway Sports Group’s Transfer Policy

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